IN THIS DAY AND AGE ADS ARE EVERYWHERE. WE SAW ONE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF A LOCAL PAPER HERE IN TOWN AND THOUGHT, "WOW, WHY NOT OFFER THAT?" I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THE AD WAS FOR: IT WAS BORING, DULL, FORGETTABLE. BUT I REMEMBER THINKING THERE PROBABLY WEREN'T A LOT OF EYEBALLS ATTRACTED TO IT. BUT THAT THE ONES THAT WERE COUNTED.

SO HERE'S THE OFFER: YOU CAN GET FKT. YOU CAN SPONSOR AN ENTIRE ISSUE OF FKT! AND IT WILL PROMOTE WHATEVER IT IS YOUR COMPANY OR ORGANIZATION WANTS TO PROMOTE, FROM WAFFLES TO WORLD DOMINATION. THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER.

THE WHOLE ISSUE OF FKT WOULD BE DEVOTED TO YOU, CONSTRUCTED AS ANY OTHER ISSUE IS, WITH SHORT AND LONG SERIALS AND MAYBE STAND-ALONE STUFF TOO. YOU CAN ALSO BE INCLUDED IN THE TRUE LIFE STORIES, AND BRITNEY, THE DETECTIVE COMICS, SHORT STORIES, AND ALL OUR OTHER PROPERTIES ARE AVAILABLE FOR YOUR ISSUE TOO. KING OF THE IVY HILL STORIES WOULD HAVE TO BE TIME APPROPRIATE (1987-1988), AND WILL BE COLLECTED IN AWARD-WINNING VOLUMES SPRING 2017. GET IN BEFORE THE FIRST ARC ENDS!

WE'VE GOT ISSUES AVAILABLE AS SOON AS YOU WANT THEM. FKT #27, OUT JULY COULD BE ALL ABOUT YOU, IF YOU CONTACT US NOW! IT'S MORE AFFORDABLE THAN YOU THINK!

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